28 de agosto de 2010

Now this I understand

As you already know, Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in Twilight does nothing for me. At all. Not feeling the hair, the constipation face, the poor acting, the makeup, none… This new haircut however is very promising. And these photos of him on the set of Water for Elephants, with the apple cheeked glow of a long day’s work in the field, youthful and exuberant, without a trace of his cheese vampire limp dick, well now this I can come around to, even with those old fashioned pants accentuating his mothering hips. Pattinson is expected to attend the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday with other members of the Twilight cast including girlfriend Kristen Stewart which is why TwiHards will be rubbing themselves this weekend wondering what will happen if and when they win Best Kiss. Last year the two gave their fans a serious case of blue balls. Seems unlikely but they should...they should throw it down hard, challenge McGosling for Best Kiss supremacy. But please… Can Robert Pattinson do a lift and ass hold the way Ryan Gosling could? We’re liveblogging the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday starting at 7pm ET. Join us here!

Pattinson > Lutz and Xavier Dolan hair

My flatmate was indignant this morning when she turned on her laptop to read an article on People.com about Ashley Greene. Greene spoke to Seventeen about Robert Pattinson and Kellan Lutz, explaining that: "When I met Rob, I didn't think twice about him. He's really attractive, but that chemistry wasn't there. He gets a lot of attention from (girls), but he doesn't quite understand it because before Twilight, he was just a guy from Harry Potter. (Rob) doesn’t understand girls.” By contrast, Greene conceded that she’s “definitely thought about” hooking up with Kellan Lutz but: "He's one of my best friends, but if we were going to be romantic, we would have done it years ago! I like having him to talk to about other guys to get that male perspective. I really cherish our relationship, so I wouldn't want to mess that up by dating." The flatmate interpreted this to mean that Ashley thinks Kellan is better than Pattinson. And therefore Ashley is a dumb twat. Might be a bit of an overreaction but in principle, I agree. On all counts. Pattinson, while not my preference, is clearly superior to Kellan Lutz. Can Kellan Lutz carry on a proper conversation without flicking his own nipples? He and Greene as you know are said to be holding out on their Twilight contracts, demanding more money because suddenly they’ve become critical to the franchise. Please. The fans, as long as Pattinson is kissing Stewart, don’t give a sh-t about much else. They’ll get over the replacement of Greene and Lutz. So obscurity is the word if they don’t take their heads out of their asses. As for Pattinson, he taped an appearance on the Ellen Degeneres show yesterday that will air today. Gave the Twi-Hards a good look at his new short hair. It looks great. Really, really great. Like Xavier Dolan’s. Maybe not quite as dramatic but then again, not everyone is Xavier Dolan. Xavier Dolan is the 21 year of phenom director from Quebec who won 3 awards in Cannes last year for J’ai Tue Ma Mere and is back this year with Les Amours Imaginaires. He’s gorgeous. And so talented. And arty. And serious. And very, very celebrated at the festival and his hair is my current favourite and I’m in love with him so much and it’s only a matter of time before Tom Ford and Karl Lagerfeld will be fighting over him. Rein in your bitches because they will come stampeding. Various photos of Xavier at Cannes attached. And the Pattinson teaser from Ellen is below.

Robert Pattinson next move

Robert Pattinson took a meeting with Jeffrey Katzenberg this weekend. As you know, Pattinson’s huge profile is entirely based on his role as Edward Cullen in the massively popular Twilight series. And Jeffrey Katzenberg doesn’t do small either. No, Katzenberg specialises in big. Big animation. What’s the proposal? Hide his pretty face behind his pretty voice? His pretty voice is so much better with that pretty English accent. Pattinson does have rather animé features too. While Pattinson remained in LA for work and for future work, his costars Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart are in New York for a final promotional push for Eclipse opening Wednesday. As for the next two films for Breaking Dawn, while Summit has announced that the book will be split into two movies (good lord, why???), a location for filming has yet to be confirmed, although Louisiana is the front runner. My sources say Louisiana is the preferred location for interiors but they are negotiating for a few days of exteriors in British Columbia. The production however is still apparently haggling with the government on some tax issues and as such, final decisions are still pending.

Robert Pattinson y Kristen Stewart pasan el fin de semana en la cama

Robert Pattinson y Kristen Stewart han pasado el fin de semana en la cama del Ojai Valley Inn & Spa en Ojai, de California. A penas se las ha les ha visto en las instalaciones del hotel. Lo único que han pedido es que les cambiaran las sábanas. Y eso da una idea de a que se han dedicado durante el tiempo que han pasado juntos. El caso es que Robert Pattinson y Kristen Stewart han pasado el fin de semana más romántico y relajado de los últimos meses. "Su habitación estaba muy limpiay no utilizaron el servicio de habitaciones “. "Ellos han estado aquí pero ni una sola vez se les vió utilizando el spa, la piscina o cualquiera de los otros servicios que ofrecemos", el empleado aseguró que "Sólo entramos para cambiar las sábanas y hacer la cama, porque la cama era lo único en la habitación que se utilizaba." Añadido otro miembro del personal, "Somos un lugar muy exclusivo, muy lujoso, y realmente se pueden aprovechar muchos servicios, pero no lo hicieron. Cuando vienen celebridades aquí a veces, tienen algunas necesidades, pero simplemente descansaron y otras cosas. Pero todo utilizaron la cama" jaja!!!!